A completely expressive phrase that I have adopted from my friend Lauren is: muffin. A muffin is usually a person, over the age of ten, who is either really cute, really sweet, really dorky, or someone you’re just obsessed with. Here are some examples:
- Dad’s carrying toddlers on their shoulders
- New moms with cute clothes and haircuts
- Boys who bring flowers to girls they like
- Really friendly people
- Really awkward people (who aren’t aware of it)
- Big guys who remind you of teddy bears
- Other old people you don’t know, who wear silly clothing
Those are just some of the muffins I have seen in the past, and you will probably notice from now on. As a side note, I’d like to point out that although we all think babies are so cute and adorable, for me, they are not muffins — they qualify as cupcakes (which is a whole different blogpost). When you become more familiar with this phrase, you can start clarifying the type of muffin that you have spotted, however, it is important to be very selective and contemplative about who you choose and the specific kind of muffin they embody. For instance, there should always be a definitive reason to identify someone as a bran muffin, or a cinnamon swirl muffin (two very distinct, and yummy, tastes).
The newest pre-teen sensation!!
Justin Bieber is the muffiniest muffin that has entered the music world (and my life) in quite some time. We’ve been given Miley Cyrus (more of a fame hungry slut than a muffin), the Jo Bros (kinda gay and hammy), and Tay Swif (too “sweet” for my taste) — an unfortunate amalgamation of pubescent overcompensation. Luckily, a cute boy named Justin, who is apparently a close friend of Usher, came on the spot with One Time. His little boy voice is irrelevant when you watch how talented and cutie-pie he is. Gradually, I have become his biggest, and probably oldest :(, fan and have started looking up videos of his performances on youtube… like a ginormous creeper. So this one is my faves because he is seranating another youtube star, Esmée Denters